Reader E-mail: Clam sandwich or Single life?

Posted by TCombs in Random      1 comment

Apr
1

“ Dear Doc Fatguy,I have a problem and I’m hoping you can lend me some help. I’m rapidly approaching my 30′s and am unmarried (I was married briefly 8 years ago, but that’s another story). My current love interest doesn’t seem to be of the marrying type, though he too was once married.

I have an interest in getting married, for one because all my girlfriends are married and none of them do the single girls night out much anymore.

“Bob”, my “Penis with a Pulse” man has lots of single friends and he’s out ALL the time! Not that I’m envious or anything (much), but it seems that whenever he goes out he comes back to me with this wild sexual charge about him.

The one that gave me concern, and the reason for me seeking your opinion, was this past weekend. He asked me if I’d commit to a 3-way or if I would consider having sex with another guy in front of him. He was drunk when we had this conversation and I haven’t brought it up to him since. This isn’t something I’m comfortable with. Being a guy, you might be just by nature. I’ve already discussed this with a few of my girlfriends and they say he’s just a pervert guy and I should leave him. I am starting to think I’m just wasting my time.

My question for you is NOT about the 3-way, but; Is he just saying this to test me? Is he screwing around on me and just seeing how far I’ll go?…or was he just a rambling drunk speaking out about some secret fantasy? In your opinion.

Thanks

Toni ”

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The Doc of Love is here to help baby!  But first lets just enjoy the natural beauty of two chicks kissing.  I mean how freakin’ sensual is that, those chicks are hot as hell and one can only imagine the sweet love they made that night.

Well, from reading your e-mail, I see a lot of problems and I have to be honest, few of them have to do with your man.  In one sentence you say he’s not “The marrying type” (whatever the fuck that is), then you ask if you’re wasting your time.  It sounds to me like you’re the typical chick trying to get your man to be something he’s not.  Either except the fact that he likes hanging & banging you or go find the “Marrying type”.

You’re “approaching” your 30′s and you’re not married, you sound like an insecure mess, and all of your gf’s are married and telling you what’s good for you.  Truth is, those tricks have the same kind of man you do.  The difference is at some point they did something kinky enough to get him to buy a ring.  And who cares if they are all married, if they were all single and you were married would that be an issue?  Rhetorical baby, Doc already knows the answer.

You both have been married before, so what’s the rush to get married again????  Damn, sit back, relax, enjoy life a little.  Soon, you will be approaching 40 and all you’ll be left with is a bunch of “woulda, shoulda, coulda.”  I mean really, would it hurt for you to enjoy the company of another woman?  Hell, you might even like it.  I’m sure the first time you gagged on a FatGuy you weren’t real thrilled about the idea, now you’re probably sucking down Johnson’s like Kobe Tai at a dong eating contest.

Do yourself a favor, indulge in the flavor baby.  Life’s too short.  Make a clam sandwich, take him up on the double stick action.  What’s the worst that could happen, you don’t work out?  Sounds like that’s gonna happen as soon as you find you he’s banging the neighbor anyway.

Enjoy your 40′s alone!

I’m out!