Severe Vomiting Sickness With Chronic Cannabis Abuse

ScienceDaily (Mar. 23, 2009) — Marijuana, a commonly abused drug among high school and college students, is linked to a severe form of vomiting syndrome and compulsive bathing behavior. This form of severe vomiting sickness is increasingly recognized with widespread abuse of marijuana. The syndrome usually subsides with strict abstinence from marijuana abuse.
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Is it the weed smoking or the combination of whatever you can find in the cabinets and fridge when you get the munchies that makes you throw up?  And how is obsessive showering a bad thing?  Hell, a big fattie and a shower with a hottie is a prescription I don’t write nearly enough!  Just the thought makes me want to look up my local pharmacist right now and hit the 24 drive thru for curb delivery and let the obsession begin…but I digress.

The only problem with smoking a bowl of panama red is that inevitably, some jackass is going to think it’s a good idea to take a keg, cut a hole in it, attach a 6′ piece of duct tubing and make a pipe that Cheech and Chong would be proud of.  C’mon man, you gotta fuckin think!  You can’t hide that under the seat when you get pulled over!  Also, where you gonna put the fuckin’ flame thrower it’s gonna take to light that thing?  And who ya gonna trust to light it for you?  Not gonna trust your boy Bob are ya?  Afterall, his ass is already high and you know how it will end…”Bob, can you tell us what happened? ”, bob says “Uh yeah, we thought if he was on fire and the weed was on fire that he would get high faster.”

As for the story, well, we all know you haven’t partied unless you vomited and what dirty ass bastard doesn’t shower after a good puck-fest?  Besides, this story originated by some bloke down unda in Australia!  WTF do those kangaroo bangers got a against gettin’ high anway?  This doctor that’s trying to give weed a bad name is probably the same bitch that took pics of Phelps blazin wit bitches in Amsterdam.

The Doc’s Prescription:
Hey Cannibas hater from down unda, smoke a bowl, have an orgy with the aboriginies in the outback and STFU!

This message has been brought to you by The Doc!

First off, did anyone know the Reds had Cheerleaders?  I know, me either!  I’m not sure who fatty is in the middle or the little dingo to his left, but the two chicks on the end need to stop by FatGuy HQ, wrap their hands around my Microphone, and sing a duet for me!  Let me get an “Amen”!

Now, on to the issue at hand (and not it’s not those big ta ta’s on the chick to fatty’s right).  The Reds are a little fun to watch again right? 

For the last few yrs the only excitement was wondering if the Reds were going to keep the game close enough for Dunn or Griffey to hit a game winning or thrilling walk off Home Run.  Now, its fun to watch all aspects of the game.  Except for the dismal abyss that is a hitting slump for Brandon Phillips, but everyone goes through hitting slumps.

The pitching that we have cried about for so many years is finally better, our closer is 7 for 7 in saves.  There’s youth at nearly every position.  And they genuinely look like they are having fun.  They are playing small ball, doing the little things, and most of all…Hustling!

I’m not saying they are headed for the WS or even the playoffs for that matter, but there’s more hope this year than there has been in a long time.

Worried about the Swine in YOUR town?….now you’ll know

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THEY’RE HERE!!!!…well, not “here” as in “we” are selling them,..but “here” as in, they’re available to buy!….The TeeBOW T-back!!!

Just imagine all the licensing agreements that might be violated by this awesome product!….Believe it or not,  Tim Tebow-inspired ladies underwear is now available. (I hear they are sold regular, OR come pre-soaked)……that’s tastefull, right?

Well, apparently the economy has hit the radio industry pretty hard.  Clear Channel Radio announced yesterday that they had laid off Alan Cutler(thank god), C. Trent Rosecrans, and Paul Daugherty.  Other changes to the line up include Mo Egger, who will no longer host his own show, but will fill in for Lance McAlister in Lance’s absence.  Egger will still contribute to the blog and the Jim Scott show.  Lance will host the 6-9 “Sports talk with Lance McAlister” show daily on 700 WLW.

So basically, we will get a bunch of syndicated National radio shows that will talk all things New York or LA.  I personally will not listen to another Jim Rome or JT the Brick.  I don’t care what they think, and I damn sure won’t waste my time listening to another group of national idiots.

Thanks a lot Clear Channel, thanks for taking what little bit of local coverage we had, and ruining Cincinnati radio.

..The “Ham-n-Eggs” flu!, with a side of hash browns!

The FDC (Fatguy Disease Control) unit has established that a rare, Bird/Swine-Flu straind has been mutated, in an Idaho potato patch,…Yes, this has been confirmed!,…and it produced an OUT OF FREAKIN CONTROL new Breakfast Flu bug. The Ham-n-Eggs w/a side of hash browns (no onions) is untreatable.  If you even  THINK you’ve contacted this bug, particularly at a Denny’s or an IHOP, you should proceed to the Soylent Green re-assignment center nearest you, at once! (Ask for Professor Charlton Heston )

Outside of that, panic and over-racting are your biggest assets. You should avoid Breakfast, and foods in your lunch that might be conSIDERED breakfast foods,  doing the Chicken dance OR having intercourse with a pig…HEY!,..in times like this, we all have to give a little! If you follow these simple, no brainer tips, you’ll be just fine,..(.or you wont???)…Stay tuned for further alarms, from our FDC unit. Thank you, and…enjoy hysteria!

…formerly, the Wachovia (bad loans but got bailed out by Wells Fargo and the American Tax-Payers) Championship!…but, THAT wouldn’t fit on the complementary golf towel so nice, so…its The Quail Hollow Championship now!…How nice! As a tax-payer, I know “I” feel less insulted, now that they powder-coated the name of this 6.5 million dollar pursed event!…April 30th-May 3rd!

Since 2003 South Charlotte’s Quail Hollow Country Club has been home to one of the best non-major events on the PGA Tour attracting all the great players, including Tiger Woods who won the 2007 tournament.

In 2009 the Wachovia Championship was renamed to the Quail Hollow Championship.

Quick Facts About the Quail Hollow Championship

April 30 – May 3, 2009
Purse: $6,500,000
2008 winner: Anthony Kim took home $1,152,000
2007 winner: Tiger Woods took home $1,134,000
The 2009 Quail Hollow Championship is worth 3,513 FedEx points

The Course

Quail Hollow Country Club
3700 Glen Eagles Rd.
Charlotte, NC 28210

The golf course at Quail Hollow Country Club opened June 3, 1961 with the clubhouse opening in 1967. From 1969 to 1979 Quail Hollow hosted the PGA Tour’s Kemper Open Invitational Golf Tournament. In 1985, holes 3, 7, 9 and 17 were modified by golf legend Arnold Palmer. The course underwent reconstruction in 1997 by Tom Fazio with clubhouse renovations following in 2000. In May 2003 the PGA Tour returned to Quail Hollow where the Wachovia Championships have been held each year since.

…and really, that’s what this Draft is ALL about!….Mel Kiper, his hair, and addressing needs; IN that order!

How is it ESPN keeps rolling out this CHANDLER BING wanna-be every April?…..how is it NFL scouts and other draft related peoples still talk to this stick with gelled hair on it?….He’s on record, you know…saying some stupid bullshit! Like it matters!, BUT!…HE LIKES THE BENGLES!..so, he’s gonna be our buddy right now!….Yeah, until this class explodes/realizes they are Bengals!

Bungles draft eval HERE

Tragic, actually,….and at a ripe ol’ 86,….”Maude” and “Golden Girls” LEGEND Bea Arthur succumbs to the effects of nature (cancer), “and then’s” off to that great retirement home in the sky/hell…..

The star of the TV shows “Maude” and “The Golden Girls” died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, he said, but declined to give details.
“She was a brilliant and witty woman,” said Watt, who was Arthur’s personal assistant for six years. “Bea will always have a special place in my heart.”
Arthur first appeared in the landmark comedy series “All in the Family” as Edith Bunker’s outspoken, liberal cousin, Maude Finley. She proved a perfect foil for blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O’Connor), and their blistering exchanges were so entertaining that producer Norman Lear fashioned Arthur’s own series.
In recent years, Arthur made guest appearances on shows including “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Malcolm in the Middle.” She was chairwoman of the Art Attack Foundation, a nonprofit performing arts scholarship organization, and was an honorary director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Arthur is survived by her sons and two granddaughters. No funeral services are planned.

now hit the link…. MUSIC

Andre Smith sh.t on his team-mates a few days ahead of the Surgar Bowl,…then, he sh.t on the NFL scouts by up-n-leaving the Combine…largely viewed as the testing grounds for NFL draftable talent. In so that you have to be INVITED, to the Combine….he packs his sh.t and goes home. Then, in an attempt to make it up to those same “valued” scouts, he hones in on the Alabama “Pro Scout Day”….Surely he put on his best face for THAT scheduled event?…NOPE!…..he took another doopey on that occasion as well!

So NATURALLY, by then, he was ALL OVER the Bengals radar!….sure as those same chalupa’s fell behind Mr Smith’s LARGE rump before the Sugar Bowl, the Combine AND his own Pro day in ‘Bammer,….the Bungles make him the #6 overall draft pick, in 2009!…..SOP, you’re one consistent MOFO!….UPSIDE!,…UPSIDE,…UPSIDE!….its all you need to project for the NFL, and certainly its all you need to be a Bungle!…well, that and a shitty disposition, a criminal record, or just that special “Ass-n-hole’n” reputation!. Welcome to Cincinnati, Andre Smith,…I’m sure your carrer here will be longer than it would have been in ANY other NFL city. SOP will sign you to a deal you dont deserve, won’t earn, or ever be worth!..but, SOP wont cut you until its all been realized!….Your terms, that is. I’m not saying another team wouldn’t have taken a chance on you, a little later on in this same draft!,..after all, you have UPSIDE!,..I’m just saying that after you blow up to 450lbs, tank the season, some how get injured in each of the next 4 years, or just cut bait and leave town!….your ride in Cincy will have be longer than it would have in ANY other town!

This is the pick the Bungles were told they were taking, so they took it. He’ll be just another in a long line of Bungle Draft busts!….Then in a rare interview, sweet Mike Brown will just lisp through some stupid UNrelated reason why this pick made the most sense, and how winning games was some how his sole motivation. He cares about winning, like Andre Smith respects those at the Combine.

Upside baby!,…..drink it in Cincinnati,..its about all we ever get here!

Some day soon, this crap shoot called the Drafft will be abolished!…..I mean, really….how many of these guys are worth the Rookie money they get? There are already teams who avoid drafting in the first round, because its a waste….heck, New England purposely got caught cheating JUST to get out of drafting in round one!…oh, and they went 11-5 last year, WITHOUT Tom Brady!….How’s Jamarcus Russell doing, by the way?….and what did he get to sign?…yeah, The Draft is awesome!

Man, this guy has it rUFf,…..2 natty’s in 3 years, and a very decent shot in 2009 at 3 in 4 years…..one He15man on the mantle, and a very decent shot in 2009 at a 2nd!…..STILL!, he’s the most hated and criticized player in the country, outside several studios and the most perfect city in all the World!….Tim “you-suck-because-you’re-a-Gator-and-not-on-MY-favorite-team” Tebow!..This is your life!

LINK

For the 3rd Spring in a row, the calls about him NOT making it  as a Pro surface!….Surprise! He’s got no accuracy, can’t throw deep, plays in a system (they ALL play in a system for gawd sake!), the spread doesn’t go Pro, and he has to run to be effective……WOW!….How is it this man-child hasn’t stuck a meat cleaver into his aorta by now!…..(stop it all you haters!)

hhhmmm,…will he, or won’t he, be a good Pro player…..I don’t really care, from a “Pro” standpoint. I’m a marginal Pro fan, and I have no favorite team there (thanks to the Bungles)….I’m a Gator and a College Football fan, primarily. so, from that standpoint alone, he did his job already! Since the success of 1st round QB’s is, like, 0.259 % ANYway,….who cares!? He, despite the other fans and their hate, IS a great kid, and has done nothing but win to bring ON that hate,. So from that standpoint, I wish him all the best. He’s earned it.

CURRENT! (as of 1:09pm UFriday) leaders for the 6.2 mil purse, 500 “Cup” points Tourney, LIVE, from ‘nawlins:

Jerry Kelly  -9

Troy Matteson   -9

David Toms   -8

The Cincy Cyclones and the Girly-bitch Jackals from Elmira, take it to the ice, in ROUND 2.  

2008-2009 Regular Season Series

Games: JACKals won 4 of seven vs the ‘Clones this season (lucky bitches)

1. Florida
2. Texas
3. Southern California
4. Oklahoma
5. Alabama

6. Virginia Tech
7. Oklahoma State
8. Ohio State
9. Ole Miss
10. Louisiana State  
11.  Georgia
12. Penn State
13. Georgia Tech
14. Utah
15. Boise State
16. California
17. Iowa
18. Florida State
19. Oregon
20. Kansas
21. Texas Tech
22. Pittsburgh
23. North Carolina
24. Brigham Young
25. East Carolina

CONFERENCE FAVORITES

ACC Atlantic - Florida State
ACC Coastal - Virginia Tech
Big East – Pittsburgh
Big Ten – Ohio State
Big XII North – Kansas
Big XII South – Texas
Pac Ten – Southern California
SEC East – Florida
SEC West – Alabama