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nice effort outta you, “Z”avier!
That was a heck of a game, and Zavier fans, players and coaches should be happy with that,…even through the disappointment of what might have been.
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Pittsburgh 29 31 60
Boycott Desperate Housewives!
Click here to read the FULL ARTICLE! , below is an exerpt about Eva Longoria
The 34-year-old admitted that she was surprised by her top spot, but very excited that audiences still find her character Gabrielle Solis to be sexy “even after the frumpy year she had.” Speaking of “Desperate Housewives” however, headlines have been buzzing about Longoria’s lesbian lip-lock with co-star Teri Hatcher — but apologies to the millions of men out there, it will never happen again.
“Definitely no more kissing girls,” she said sternly, adding that she and her co-stars have literally been sitting on-set waiting for the script of their next scene to hopefully avoid the leaking of any secrets surrounding the last three episodes…
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This is an absolute Tragedy! It’s a sad day for another soft-porn sitcom. When the two hottest chicks on the show decide to stop kissing each other, it’s time to stop watching! I don’t even watch this dumbass show, but I’ve thought about it..lol And those thoughts are no more! My understanding is that everyone in this show is cheating on each other, the wives are banging the gardners, pool boys, and each others man. The next progression is naturally to have the chicks hooking up. Now, Eva says no more???? Tease!
Honestly, I could care less if those two chicks ever kiss again, but you know anytime The Doc can post an article and tie it in with chicks kissing, it’s going to happen! That’s just the way I do shit around here.
Ya know, someone asked me, “Doc, why do you post pictures of chicks kissing?” and I said, “For the same reason a dog licks his balls, because he can biotch!” But seriously, I wonder the same thing myself. What is it about chicks kissing? And I don’t know, all I know is that I love that shit! It doesn’t have the same affect when it’s a couple bull-dykes. But you get a couple average to hot chicks kissing……..then I’m suddenly intrigued..lol Let me flip through a few thousand google pages of chicks kissing and I’ll get back to you with a reason for the fascination. But don’t you just feel better after seeing a couple hot chicks kissing? Yeah, I know, me too!
Hard Times at the pump!
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
90 days for pumping a vacuum??? That’s ridick-ulous! Who’s freakin’ running Michigan these days, the Taliban? Damn, my boy was just trying to get his freak on. I say the “resident” that called officers because of “suspicious activity” should’ve been minding their own fuckin’ business, or stop and give him a “hand” (pun intended). And really?, when they called the cops did they say, “Yes, this is Ted -in everybodies business- Johnson, and there is some suspicious activity going on down at Michaels Handjob Car Wash.” Or did he say, “I think there’s a dude fucking the vacuum”. Suspicious is walking around with your hands in your pockets in a jewelry store. This cat, Jason, had his cock in a vacuum. Pretty freakin’ obvious something wasn’t right there. Anyway, Thank god we live in the blessed state of Ohio. Where there politicians bang hookers, and at every local bar there’s a chick on a stool dying to be a vacuum for anyone that will talk to them.
Three Stooges Movie
Sean Penn?….and Jim Carey (in a role he might have been BORN to play),…..
still, will these two (and some dope OTHER guy) really do THESE guys justice?
Fart Hearings
“You gas passers represent a silent bud deadly menace!”
Exit question: Raise your hand if this could really happen in congress! Hmmmm…..Link
DUI Checkpoints Fri and Sat
Got an insider tip: There will be a DUI check point on Queen City Avenue by Murray’s Pub on Saturday night 3/28 (10 pm – 4 am). If you will be traveling on the Westside and from the Enquirer: HAMILTON – A drunken-driving checkpoint will be held somewhere in Butler County on Friday night, according to the Ohio State Highway Patrol. Advertisement The time and location will be announced Friday morning. Most checkpoints are held between 11 p.m. and 3 a.m.
Girl Scouts preying on the old and terminal? WTF?
I’m not sure where UFreak got this article, but you can read his full story on the MESSAGE BOARD
Seriously, you have to read the whole story because the people that run the girl scouts have losts their freakin’ minds! These little bitches are having their cookies sent to Mexico, crushing it up, mixing it some emulsion paste, then having it shipped to hospitals all around the US. At that point it’s pumped through a tube to the dying patients.
I know times are hard, but Damn! Ok, so standing in front of Krogers and walking door to door sucks, I know. But isn’t that what it’s all about? putting on those little skirts then teasing the pedophile that opens the door, “Hello sir, would you like to buy some cookies?” while they twist side to side batting their eyes? Hell, without girl scouts, where would chicks learn how scam men out of money for “Cookies”? I’m just saying, something is really wrong if they have to go to the extremes of trying to sell mashed up boxes of cookie paste at the ICU at Good Samaritan. Or, and perhaps more likely, they should realize nobody likes those nasty ass cookies anyway. That, or they can get the moms, most of which are 25 with 8yr olds anyway, to dress up in the outfits and provide a little more flirting.
Note to my people – When I’m in an old folks home, pump my I.V.’s with jack daniels and mashed up Viagra, and a staff of hot nurses.
Peace!
I’m out Biotches!
March Madness
I just got back form the doctor and he things I’m very sick….he thinks I have MARCH MADNESS….FEVER!
Cincinnati Roller Girls Open Their Season
The Cincinnati Roller Girls
When:
April 11 : 7 p.m. Black Sheep vs. Burning River and Silent Lambs vs. Windy City Rollers Nadabee.
May 9 : 7 p.m. Cincinnati vs. Mad Rollin’ Dolls.
May 30 : 7 p.m. vs. Grand Raggidy Roller Girls.
June 20 : 7 p.m.
Price:
$15 trackside ages 18 and up; $10, $5 ages 7-12, free ages 6 and under
Ranked 17th in the North-Central Region of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, the Cincinnati Rollergirls combine balance, speed and team-play into an exciting, fast-paced race around the rink.
More:http://www.cincinnatirollergirls.com/