sham,….WOW!
Vince, the ShamWow guy, is in a little non-liquid on the counter trouble?…WOW!….APPARENTLY!

Sounds like Keith Oberman really thinks this is a funny story,..and, well,…yeah, so do I…PLAY
A Miami Hooker, a bitten tongue and a bunch of thirsty towels!…WOW!
Apparently DOPE was in “high” supply, at Leavenworth
Mikey Vick, PETA’s FAVORITE poster boy for abuse, (and Football’s “BIGGEST LOSER!”) has been (it seems) smokin’ up the herb with much frequency during his stay in prison(s). Mike shares his thoughts on his soon to be offered FAT NFL contract, HERE.

Yeah, Mike,..you’re part of the “ITS NOT ME ITS YOU” generation!…..You play a Sport, so NO WAY you should continue to pay for being a doucheBAG!…Here’s hoping Goodell has a surprise in store for you….Mr “Didn’t learn sh.t in jail”!…..10-million a year, right out of prison!…Who’s gonna do that, Ganga-Mon!?!?! How many idiot Arthur Blanks-types do you think are OUT there?…..A shout out to Daniel Snyder, of course.
Nick Nolte is to Tom Browning, as…
A. Blanket is to couch
B. Leg is to arm
C. Hair is to shoe
D. Timepiece is to watch
Judging from Tom Browning’s unfortunate mug shot, I am going with choice (D). Browning, the former Cincinnati Reds pitcher (perfect game, World Series win in 1990, 123 career wins) and current Reds AA pitching coach, was jailed last Friday in Sarasota for failure to pay child support. And, well, Tom didn’t have a happy mugshot moment. Then again, who does???
$99,008.40 in back (unpaid) child support?…….$100K ?……are these Gold-plated kids?

Looks like a Rogaine Ad!…HEY!,…there’s your $100K idea!, “Perfect” Tom!

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