nice effort outta you, “Z”avier!

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Mar
26

That was a heck of a game, and Zavier fans, players and coaches should be happy with that,…even through the disappointment of what might have been.xavier-mascot

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Xavier               37    18    55

Pittsburgh          29    31    60

BRACKETS

Boycott Desperate Housewives!

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Mar
26

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Click here to read the FULL ARTICLE! , below is an exerpt about Eva Longoria

The 34-year-old admitted that she was surprised by her top spot, but very excited that audiences still find her character Gabrielle Solis to be sexy “even after the frumpy year she had.” Speaking of “Desperate Housewives” however, headlines have been buzzing about Longoria’s lesbian lip-lock with co-star Teri Hatcher — but apologies to the millions of men out there, it will never happen again.

“Definitely no more kissing girls,” she said sternly, adding that she and her co-stars have literally been sitting on-set waiting for the script of their next scene to hopefully avoid the leaking of any secrets surrounding the last three episodes…
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This is an absolute Tragedy!  It’s a sad day for another soft-porn sitcom.  When the two hottest chicks on the show decide to stop kissing each other, it’s time to stop watching!  I don’t even watch this dumbass show, but I’ve thought about it..lol  And those thoughts are no more!  My understanding is that everyone in this show is cheating on each other, the wives are banging the gardners, pool boys, and each others man.  The next progression is naturally to have the chicks hooking up.  Now, Eva says no more???? Tease!

Honestly, I could care less if those two chicks ever kiss again, but you know anytime The Doc can post an article and tie it in with chicks kissing, it’s going to happen!  That’s just the way I do shit around here.

boob-kissYa know, someone asked me, “Doc, why do you post pictures of chicks kissing?” and I said, “For the same reason a dog licks his balls, because he can biotch!”  But seriously, I wonder the same thing myself.  What is it about chicks kissing?  And I don’t know, all I know is that I love that shit!  It doesn’t have the same affect when it’s a couple bull-dykes.  But you get a couple average to hot chicks kissing……..then I’m suddenly intrigued..lol Let me flip through a few thousand google pages of chicks kissing and I’ll get back to you with a reason for the fascination.  But don’t you just feel better after seeing a couple hot chicks kissing?  Yeah, I know, me too!

Hard Times at the pump!

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Mar
26

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SAGINAW, Mich. —  A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.Savage’s attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn’t immediately return a message seeking comment. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

90 days for pumping a vacuum??? That’s ridick-ulous!  Who’s freakin’ running Michigan these days, the Taliban?  Damn, my boy was just trying to get his freak on.  I say the “resident” that called officers because of  “suspicious activity” should’ve been minding their own fuckin’ business, or stop and give him a “hand” (pun intended).  And really?, when they called the cops did they say, “Yes, this is Ted -in everybodies business- Johnson, and there is some suspicious activity going on down at Michaels Handjob Car Wash.”  Or did he say, “I think there’s a dude fucking the vacuum”.  Suspicious is walking around with your hands in your pockets in a jewelry store.  This cat, Jason, had his cock in a vacuum.  Pretty freakin’ obvious something wasn’t right there.  Anyway, Thank god we live in the blessed state of Ohio.  Where there politicians bang hookers, and at every local bar there’s a chick on a stool dying to be a vacuum for anyone that will talk to them.

Three Stooges Movie

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Mar
26

Sean Penn?….and Jim Carey (in a role he might have been BORN to play),…..

still, will these two (and some dope OTHER guy) really do THESE guys justice?

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INFO

Fart Hearings

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Mar
26

Watch National Fart Hearings on CollegeHumor

“You gas passers represent a silent bud deadly menace!”

Exit question: Raise your hand if this could really happen in congress! Hmmmm…..Link

DUI Checkpoints Fri and Sat

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Mar
26

Got an insider tip: There will be a DUI check point on Queen City Avenue by Murray’s Pub on Saturday night 3/28 (10 pm – 4 am). If you will be traveling on the Westside and from the Enquirer: HAMILTON – A drunken-driving checkpoint will be held somewhere in Butler County on Friday night, according to the Ohio State Highway Patrol. Advertisement The time and location will be announced Friday morning. Most checkpoints are held between 11 p.m. and 3 a.m.