Reds announce opening day performers

Posted by TCombs in Random      1 comment

Mar
25

CINCINNATI (AP) – Pop singer and local native Nick Lachey will throw out the ceremonial first pitch April 6 to start the major league baseball season in Cincinnati.

…..Well thank god it won’t be that quack Mallory!  What an embarrasing moment for the Reds and more importantly, our city!  When I saw that I pitch I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry.  What a sad moment.

Oh and congrats to Nick.  I’m sure he’s much happier throwing out the first pitch than he was when he was pitching to Jessica.  I bet the sound was a little sweeter when the ball hit her mit    Oh well, whattaya gonna do?  Not to be out done, Bronson Arroyo is going to ride in the opening day parade.  Yaaaaah!  Just what we need,  a guitar playing pretty boy riding on a float, when his ass needs to be in the clubhouse with the rest of the TEAM!  Hell, Griff and Dunn never rode a float, but at times they did seem to just float around in the outfield.

If you’re one of the lucky ones that gets to go to the Opening day ceremonies and the game itself, have a good time, and let Nick know the next hot young dumb blonde is just around the corner!