Girl Scouts preying on the old and terminal? WTF?
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I’m not sure where UFreak got this article, but you can read his full story on the MESSAGE BOARD
Seriously, you have to read the whole story because the people that run the girl scouts have losts their freakin’ minds! These little bitches are having their cookies sent to Mexico, crushing it up, mixing it some emulsion paste, then having it shipped to hospitals all around the US. At that point it’s pumped through a tube to the dying patients.
I know times are hard, but Damn! Ok, so standing in front of Krogers and walking door to door sucks, I know. But isn’t that what it’s all about? putting on those little skirts then teasing the pedophile that opens the door, “Hello sir, would you like to buy some cookies?” while they twist side to side batting their eyes? Hell, without girl scouts, where would chicks learn how scam men out of money for “Cookies”? I’m just saying, something is really wrong if they have to go to the extremes of trying to sell mashed up boxes of cookie paste at the ICU at Good Samaritan. Or, and perhaps more likely, they should realize nobody likes those nasty ass cookies anyway. That, or they can get the moms, most of which are 25 with 8yr olds anyway, to dress up in the outfits and provide a little more flirting.
Note to my people – When I’m in an old folks home, pump my I.V.’s with jack daniels and mashed up Viagra, and a staff of hot nurses.
Peace!
I’m out Biotches!
March Madness
I just got back form the doctor and he things I’m very sick….he thinks I have MARCH MADNESS….FEVER!
Cincinnati Roller Girls Open Their Season
The Cincinnati Roller Girls
When:
April 11 : 7 p.m. Black Sheep vs. Burning River and Silent Lambs vs. Windy City Rollers Nadabee.
May 9 : 7 p.m. Cincinnati vs. Mad Rollin’ Dolls.
May 30 : 7 p.m. vs. Grand Raggidy Roller Girls.
June 20 : 7 p.m.
Price:
$15 trackside ages 18 and up; $10, $5 ages 7-12, free ages 6 and under
Ranked 17th in the North-Central Region of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, the Cincinnati Rollergirls combine balance, speed and team-play into an exciting, fast-paced race around the rink.
More:http://www.cincinnatirollergirls.com/
Reds announce opening day performers
CINCINNATI (AP) – Pop singer and local native Nick Lachey will throw out the ceremonial first pitch April 6 to start the major league baseball season in Cincinnati.
…..Well thank god it won’t be that quack Mallory! What an embarrasing moment for the Reds and more importantly, our city! When I saw that I pitch I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry. What a sad moment.
Oh and congrats to Nick. I’m sure he’s much happier throwing out the first pitch than he was when he was pitching to Jessica. I bet the sound was a little sweeter when the ball hit her mit 
Oh well, whattaya gonna do? Not to be out done, Bronson Arroyo is going to ride in the opening day parade. Yaaaaah! Just what we need, a guitar playing pretty boy riding on a float, when his ass needs to be in the clubhouse with the rest of the TEAM! Hell, Griff and Dunn never rode a float, but at times they did seem to just float around in the outfield.
If you’re one of the lucky ones that gets to go to the Opening day ceremonies and the game itself, have a good time, and let Nick know the next hot young dumb blonde is just around the corner!
“KardASSians” Porno Rubs Kim the Wrong Way
Kim Kardashian is all hot and bothered by a new porno about to hit the market — but not in the good way……full story and hustler video HERE!
Damn, that’s gotta suck. You come out with your own amateur porn video, then a porn company makes a spoof of your reality show. Ya know, some days the world just isn’t right! Honestly, I don’t know what all the jazz is about this bitch anyway. Sure she has great skin complextion, silky long hair, a hypnotizing ass, and a bat rack built for The Doc….wait a minute, where was I?..oh yes, she’s just another Hollywood trick, fake in every way.
Just get hopped up on some “ice” one night, pump out a few more porn tapes and call it day baby. Cause lets be honest, this chick has the personality of a riding mower. Sure it’s fun to ride around on all day, but when the grass is cut you don’t want to sit there and talk to it. And in a couple years, the weight in her ass is going to move to her gut and face and all she’ll be is some “B” rated actor that had a sex tape. Invest wisely Kimmy – perhaps in a treadmill!
BIG ASH BURGER
…a FatGuy dilemma! ……EVERYTHING is food
It’s the Fifth Third Burger, 1.67 pounds (rounded up) of grilled ground beef, topped with — this is not a drill, folks — nacho cheese, chili, salsa, Fritos (despite what’s in the photo), tomato and lettuce served on a 8-inch sesame seed bun.
Concern……….Count………Daily Value
Calories………….4,889……….+2,889
Sat. Fat………….199g………..460 percent
Cholesterol……,744mg………248 percent
Sodium……….10,887mg…….454 percent
Carbs…………….354g…………118 percent
…..maybe after an 8 hour workout in the pool, and 5 minutes with the BONG, Michael Phelps could “own” one?