Boy Accused Of Flatulence

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Mar
20

In other news….dog bites mailman….IS IT THAT SLOW OF A NEWS CYCLE? And we wonder why the government is a mess, the news media is more worried about FARTING.

LAKELAND, Fla. — A 15-year-old Lakeland, Fla., boy is looking for a new way to school after his alleged flatulence had him kicked off the bus.

Eighth-grader Jonathan Locke Jr. was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.

“Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can’t breathe after he does it,” the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form.

But Locke said he wasn’t the culprit.

“It wasn’t even me,” Locke said. “It was a kid who sits in front of me.”

Hat Tip: ChannelCincinnati.com