Not the Nuts!

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Mar
19

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Ya know, I’m not an advocate of hitting women, but then again I’ve never been in a gym squatting a couple hundred pounds and had some stupid bitch come up and kick me in the nuts either.

Kicking a guy in the nuts should be viewed the same way as a man hitting a woman.  If a guy hits a woman, he deserves to get kicked in the nuts and vice versa.  Check out the video and you’ll see she deserves it! 

My man is standing in front of a mirror, getting his workout in, and this silly bitch walks up behind him and kicks him in the nuts.  And from behind too.  I mean that’s one of the worst ways.  Ladies, the twins are sensitive, they require just a light touch for sensation.  Could you imagine the pain after feeling that hogs hind quarter bang against the dangling fruit?   Then the stupid cow walks over and says “Sorry”.  Bitch are you crazy?????  WTF is wrong with you.  The video ended at that moment, probably because his next words were, “run bitch, run”.

Instead of kicking a guy in the nuts while he’s working out (or ever), she should’ve had her fat ass on a treadmill or something.  I’m suprised she could even pick that fat log up. 

Like I said, I don’t believe in hitting women.  But it’s not like she slapped him because he left a “mess” on her face after he said he would never do that again, or she walked in on him 21 yr old twins after he said he would never do that again either, the dude was minding his own business not even talking to the chick.   I just hope when the camera went off, he didn’t beat her ass too bad…maybe…lol  I’m just sayin’.

Coleslaw is the NEW Jell-o!

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Mar
19

 

coleslawwrestling2Get ready FOR IT!,..fellas (and you’z girlies too!). Coleslaw wrestling appears to be on the RISE!

Like that weird, slightly perverted uncle who lets you take sips of his beer and hold the steering wheel of his van, comes this query “side-dish” story. It involves a  Biketoberfest,  (Daytona Beach, Fla.), event in which chicks wrestle in freakin’ coleslaw! (and others, including the “T-Back Beer Pull”) dating back to 2003. see: CABBAGE PATCH BAR for all events/pics/goings on!

Local bar The Cabbage Patch hosts the event, in which topless or scantily clad women roll around in vats of oily coleslaw for the enjoyment of onlookers. Yes, this actually happens. And to prove it, The Cabbage Patch has hundreds of photos of the event 

Since looking through these photos, it’s possible that we may never be able to achieve arousal again without the smell of mayonnaise and a woman in a Budweiser bathing suit!…well, maybe…

TK(O)’d?…..

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Mar
19

TK(O) Wetherell, President of halFasSU and notable alum, ( Tallahassee, Fl) has apparently lost his mind!….Responding to the NCAA handing down sanctions, and the repeated suggestion that Booby Bowden’s win’s mark is the BIGGEST reason he’s still head Coach, TK shows his real Semi’hole colors!???..oh, and he wants to take out Teeb’s too, that’s his plan to (finally) BEAT UFlorida!….Insane is a color, right?….Insane A.K.A. “Garnet”…(for the slow, FSU’s colors are Garnet and Gold,…buy your lunatic wear here: INSANE )

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Read the rantings here: FSU MAN

Jam with the FatGuys

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Mar
19

southfieldCome out Saturday and Party with the FatGuys.

$10 to get in gets you all the beer you can drink.