DUI Suspect claims he’s his own country

Posted Posted by The FatGuy in Random     Comments 1 comment
Mar
12

EASTON, Pa. (AP) — A man accused of driving drunk said Pennsylvania courts have no jurisdiction over him because he’s his own country. Witmer, who represented himself, said he believes police lack jurisdiction to pull him over. As he said in court: “I live inside myself, not in Pennsylvania.” He said there is no victim in the crime and asked to go to trial.

Hat Tip: Cincinnati.com

Fatguysports.com will monitor this case’s outcome in case his defense actually works. Since I couldn’t find any related videos on this so lets go with Steve “drinkin a beer ridin a mower”

Exit question: Is it illegal to cut grass?

1 Comment to “DUI Suspect claims he’s his own country”

  • March 12, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    UFreak says:

    Grass, at its ROOT!, “IS”,….therefore to “be” and to “be” cut!,…are external indicicies, and should relent on each other. In a manner as to ballist the “be”all-ness of IT “being”!….or something real close to that!

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