From the WTF lawsuit files: Man wants a cool mil for his missing XBOX
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Ok, seriously – a mil for an xbox? Was there a hottie attached?
Cmon dude, you could have driven to gamestop by now and bought 3 for the legal fees you’ve already spent!
“The suit seeks to have the airline pay him $1,700 for the loss of the gaming system and for “non-economic distress” of at least $25,000, but “in the maximum amount allowable by law or, in the alternative, in the sum of $1,000,000.”"
Student sues over missing Xbox
From the Stupid Criminal Files: Man Drives Stolen SUV to Court Appearance
Police: Man Brought Stolen SUV, Stolen Jewelry To Court
But wait there’s more. Not only did this Mensa club drop out screw this up, he parked “his” rig IN FRONT OF THE PROSECUTORS OFFICES! Then to add insult to injury, he had $1800 in “borrowed” jewelry inside!
Memo to car “borrowers” going to court…..TAKE THE BUS
The Reds are off at 12-1…
…per the “Vegas” Opening line, anyway!….
USAToday had a good write up about the POTENTIAL Reds starting pitching, and the POSSIBILITY of the starting 5 being an envious group. AND!,..in THEORY, they have a mentionable point!..still, I think .500 is as good as they’ll get, with the possibility of a +/- two or three game swing. However!,…if that pitching promise materializes,…AND the hitting is there to support the POTENTIAL pitching (again, a reach, but possible) “strength”?….., how are we gonna handle being in a “playoff race” in this town?…..What’s that even LIKE?…It will be interesting to note if the fans will be able to handle a run like that…..-nah,..never mind!
150 year prison sentence?…come ON!
The freakin’ scum-bag is 70 years old!….150 year prison stint?!?…That’s like reviving the man from a heart attack, to give him a lethal injection!
This guy should be thown in general population, in some backwoods mountain prison in Eastern Tennessee!….Gang-rape the rich boy, while he squeels like a pig, boy!!…$50-$64 BILLION ?…a Quick death is too good for him!:
Madoff, who was wearing a bulletproof vest, is accused of running a gigantic Ponzi scheme, defrauding billions of dollars from retirees, charities, school trusts and even Holocaust survivors.
This clown deserves a fate FAR worse than he’ll end up getting,….freakin liberal bastage-tree huggin’ bleeding hearts! Justice has no bite in this country any more!
World Baseball CLASSIC!
The Nether-regions, yes, The Dutch!!…Home of the dope-n-smoke cafes and Chicken Waffles!…THEY beat current Red Edison Volquez AND the World Baseball Classic favorites, The Dominican Republic, 2-1 in eleven innings!
The “DR” was suppose to dominate the field in this 2nd
edition of “WORLD Baseball!…..they didn’t! As a result, they are out and the Amsterdammers (it is TO a word!) are in the second round!
If you haven’t tuned into this Tourney, you’re missing out!…This is a great forum for INTERNATIONAL Baseball, and its good baseball too! The Korean team looks impressive, and might be the team to beat now….???
Todays Games:
Venezuela vs USA 5:30pm (both teams have already earned in to 2nd round)
Netherlands vs Puerto Rico 5:30pm (both advanced, position play only)
Mexico vs Australia (elimination game) Cuba has already advanced, winner joins them.
Korea and Japan have already advanced. Korea edged Japan 1-0 to “win” their pool.
You make me SICK!
Listen Bitches! I haven’t gotten any Reader E-mails lately and honestly, it’s pissing me off! I know you little homo’s are reading this blog and you have questions. I know some of you losers sit around the house with your future Mrs. Loser and wonder why over the years her ass swells up a little more each year and that in turn poses questions in your mind. Or maybe you’re one of those bums that sill shacks up with your momma and you wonder if that is hurting your dating credentials. Maybe you and your flaming friend were laying in a field, listening to the sounds of Whippoorwills, and laughing and pointing at clouds in the sky and getting turned on when one of them looks like Seacrest, and you want to know if you’re in love. Maybe you’re soft little punk ass is writing a poem for your sweet heart (who is sure to tell you it’s sweet, then laugh at you with her gf’s), and you want The Doc’s opinion on your rhyme-age. Or maybe you banged a chick at your high school reunion and now she won’t leave you alone, and all you were doing was getting that revenge bang for how shitty she treated you in high school and now you can’t get rid of her…………
All of the Above, None of the Above….I don’t care, Just send me your symptoms and The Doc will write the prescription your ass needs! Sure, it might not be what you want! Sure you may get verbally assulted and emotionally raped in my prognosis. But so what, that’s just the way it is. Sometimes you need some straight forward enlightenment. If you want some heart felt bull shit, sign up with Oprah and Dr. Phil and send your bull shit to them. But if you want The Doc’s perspective, then bring it on baby! The Doc will give it to you straight, no holds barred, no sugar coating, and no tissues provided. I’m ya daddy biotch! I tell you what you need to hear, your momma can tell you its gonna be alright!
So, unless you are all yellow-belly, gutless cowards, too damn domesticated by your woman (who as we speak, is flirting with the un-domesticated bad boy at work), and no longer have the balls or spine to step up to the mic and sound off like got a freakin’ pair……Then I expect my e-mail to be flooded with questions from the strong and the weak, the bold and the shy, men and women, old and young, perverted and conservative.
If you’ve got the balls or mammories to roll the dice, send it to thedoc@fatguysports.com
And just remember, when you step into the site – “You got your brothers on the team and you got your
daddy! Who’s yo daddy Gary?….If you want to play on our site, you will tell me who your daddy is?”…”You Doc”.
Bring it!
I’m out!