Extremely detailed Porn cartoons?(here’s one)….Bukakki parties?(https://www.anapnet.com/ent/video/bukakki) …..Subaru’s? ( http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Pure-sex-Subaru-Impreza_75278.htm  )….sex bars that serve breakfast?( http://www.seductionlabs.org/2008/12/27/skip-breakfast-and-have-sex-earlier/   ),…and dude’s that self-please SO much they no longer need or want women?( http://www.jref.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-15045.html  ) (OK,…they are ALL disturbing, but that one there?…WOA!)

Porn was suppose to be OUR game!….and no one was suppose to “beat” us in OUR game!…Baseball?..yeah, OK,…I get that one,…it was tUFf to accpet at first…Then Itchy and Scratchy Suzuki-son came over and started slappin’ single everywhere. Soon, the invasion (the Japanese Beetles, so to speak!..AAAAHHHHH!!!) arrived, and then they won the World Baseball Title last year.

BUT!,..et tu, Porn?…This is devastating!.

They’ve even perfected Food Delivery!,…..hey, which one is the eel?

I’m not going to pretend I understand the logic, fun, enjoyment, or giggity-giggity with Bukkaki,…yeah, not my cup of sake, for sure,  there,…and the “Nobody does it better than me” thing? That really makes me wonder about the culture over there,…but them being BIGGER Perv’s than us?….C’MON!!  On USB sticks, no less?….( http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/12/japanese-company-sells-porn-movies-on-usb-sticks-nsfw/ )

They slip porn, and naked, into EVERYTHING, it seems!( http://video.aol.com/video-detail/naked-news-in-japan/2090918935  )……and I’m just not comfortable with that folks! Its YOUR DUTY, as an American!….to go out and get more porn’y this weekend. By NOOOOOOO means, would I be endorsing Bukakki or the “Table-for-one” approach to porn,…nnoooooooo, or sex with Helen Hunt for that matter!….But GO OUT THERE!….and get porny with it!…If the wife/girlfriend/hooker/neighbor’s wife/neighbor’s girfriend questions your motives,…Just look her in the open eye, shove the lamp up her ash, and say “I’M AN AMERICAN, babe,..Just doing my duty!!!!…..and hum a little Star-spangled banner…you know….for effect!

……then drink a few American beers…you’ll just feel better…..after all, once they can out-drink us too,..what do we have left?