Reader E-mail: Salted or UnSalted?
Posted by TCombs in 
Yo, Doc,
My girlfriend’s been complaining that my man juice tastes and smells like herring. Now, aside from the obvious question of how the hell is that a bad thing? She has suggested that I make drastic changes to my diet in order to circumvent this “problem”.
She says it’s the least I can do. I say rich people spend millions of dollars buying Ocean front homes in order to enjoy the embracing smell of the sea!
Which of us is correct?
Sincerely
-Sea Salt
Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.
Read the whole story here at Ask Men!
Dude, I need to pimp slap the stupid out of your head!
YOUR GIRL IS RIGHT!
You need to stop reading this post immediatly, go to google.com and search for ways to get your chum to taste more like a strawberry dacqueri. If you’re girl enjoys tube steak, the least you can do is make sure the juice is fresh!
Right now, your girl is being a trooper, she’s going into battle knowing that the trenches are dirty and the water is muddy, but she’s still fighting that battle. It’s time for you to change from a raunchy battle field to a luxury suite!
Your girl will enjoy her stay much more, she will stay much longer, and she will be oh so appreciative!
Doc Rule # 1- Make sure she enjoys it, and you will reap the benefits!
UFreak says:
You make a good point, this guys playing russian roulette, here. Doesn’t he know how to appreciate his situation?..sfter all, we have a resident who’d very much like to switch places with him,..and would eat REAL chum (probably) if it helped the cause!
Some people take sh.t for granted!