Not sure if you’re an A$$Hole?…check here!
I’m driving home yesterday, “Day 3″ of this Deadly Arctic Blast!…and who do I see on the highway?…Oh, its Mr Douchebag in his Acur-a-Honda, driving in the fast lane with 3 feet of snow on his roof! The clown cleared about 2 feet of his windshield, NOTHING off the back window, and it looked like he piled snow ON the roof of his car….Freakin’ A$$HOLE!….he gets it up to about 42 mph, and now I got the ’78 blizzard driving in front of me……When I can finally pASS this jerk-ass, of course, he’s yappin’ on a cell phone!….now I ask you,…had I just nudged him into the median, who’d have cared (well, maybe the people driving East on 275…??). That’s an accident I’d pay to see!
If you can’t get the snow off your car, stay the F**k off the highway, and for damn sakes, get off your phone!…you’re a GUY for gawd sake,…Few conversations a guy is involved in should take more than 1 minute!
So to you my Douchebag, Acur-a-Honda, Asshole friend…………..this song is for you!

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