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Local Snack of the Day – Lena
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!
And Today is the biggest party day of the year…NEW YEARS EVE!
I expect party spots tonight to be filled with potential future hotties…
So be on the look out and pass the word around. I mean seriously, is there a better pick up line than,
“Hey, there’s this really cool website, it’s called fatguysports.com . Anyway, they have this section for local hotties and I just wanted you to know you should check it out, cause if they found what I’m looking at right now, they’d know they found the finest woman Cincinnati has to offer!” …..
Or Fuck it, come up with your own cheesy bullshit to get laid. I really don’t care, just make sure they come check out the site.
PS – When you do get laid for mentioning it, I expect an e-mail. And a simple “Thank you FatGuys” will do!
As always, send in your nominations for hottie of the day consideration to: thedoc@fatguysports.com
In the meantime, Happy New Years Eve!
Now, meet Lena:
age: 30
height: 5’6″
This Hawaiian beauty is coming to you by way of NKY
PS – she was born and raised in Jacksonville, so you’ll have to forgive her for the Jaguars Jersey..or not, hell, I doubt you’ll even notice! Thankfully she came to her senses, and now lives in the Nati!
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Local Snack of the day – Tabitha
Ok boys and girls…
Meet Tabitha:
Age: 22
Height: 5’9″
She’s a foxy little philly coming to you by way of the West Side.
If you want to nominate someone you know, or yourself, then e-mail: thedoc@fatguysports.com
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Tom Cruise is a Cock Block
NSFW: Language
What do you do when the biggest movie star in the world won’t leave your party?
If you’re so smart, you hang up these Friggin’ Christmas Lights!
Okay, so…Everyone knows the Dawg loves Christmas. I mean, who doesn’t like to wake up at 4a.m. just to see what the FatGuy in a red pimp suit left under the dying fire hazard, better known as a Christmas Tree, but I digress..
Prior to Dec. 25th I thought I had it all figured out, I mean, that is after countless trips back and forth to purgatory (aka the mall). So I finished all my Christmas Shopping by 4pm Christmas Eve. And I just knew how happy everyone was going to be with all the gifts I got them. How I was doing my part, spreading cheer and joy for the holiday season. And guess what, EVERYONE was happy. That is, EVERYONE except for ME!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Hey Big Pimp fo’Shizzle, why weren’t you happy?”.
Well I’m glad you asked! I wasn’t happy because of the way toy manufacturers have these toys f*ckin’ locked up like Fort Knox! And you know exactly what I’m talking about! RIGHT?
The kids are all jacked up, can’t wait to play with their new toys, but now they have to wait for daddy to pick the lock to pandora’s box. Because some jackass at Hasbro thought it would be aesthetically pleasing to weld the arms, head, back, and legs to the box, because it will look better perfectly positioned in the box. Not realizing that some day, little billy is actually going to want to get the damn thing out and play with it.
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HEY PLAYOFF PEOPLE!
A playoff in College Football, like the ONE in the NFL?……The one where 11-5 New England was TEXAS-like NOT invited to play?…THAT kind of playoff?
Or the one that rewards 8-8 San Diego, but NOT 8-8 Denver, 8-8 Houston, or 8-8 Washington!?!?!?
The same playoff format that sees 9-7 Dallas, Chicago, Tampa Bay, & The NYJets at home, but SENDS pathetic Arizona on,…with the same 9-7 record?
THAT kind of playoff system?…Oh, yeah,..and we wonder why those in the (College)$$$ don’t want to change a thing!…or are at least not willing to jump in the pit!
College Texas fell into a (3way) tie, same as a number of these teams did. And, within the establlished rules they were NOT invited to play in the BIG12 Champ game (postseason)…..THE SPORTS WORLD WAS A FIRE, with rage!…yet, the MODEL those same rage-ful media hordes all push for, the NFL model, is just as discriminatory as they claim College Football is,….what with their TIE-breaker rules and all.
If this were College Football, this NFL game with the perfect playoff format, the Sports Writers would have you all UP IN ARMS over the UNfair acts that leaves these teams OUT of the playoff games!….oh, the OUTRAGE!
So, instead, the NCAA brings you game after game after game, spread out over a feast of days, and gives you hand-picked (in some cases, not without cause) classics! ALL leading up to the biggest games of them all. Tex-ass doesn’t get shut OUT!…not like Dallas did anyway. They (The Longhorns) get to play in a BIG ass game!…..and the players get swag and King-like treatment! Heck, the UC players are staying in SoBeach at The Foutainebleau Hotel! Google it, if you’ve never heard of it. ITS very nice. Without the Bowls set up like they are, this kinda of “week” doesn’t happen for these guys (and the other teams guys). For the 2-3 NFL players on each team, this might end up being nothing, but for the other 83+ that go?….its a great thing.
I don’t think they’ve (NCAA’ers) got it all figured out, and there have been years (not nearly as many as some people claim though) where injustices were a little too outrageous to comprehend, but more times than not,…the system NOW is working…..and when compared to the NFL, particularly THIS year, is set up just fine too!
Bowl Games!
There have been some good Bowl games of late.
Rutgers “slipping” past NCState, and last night’s Mizzu OT win over Northwestern are just two of the latest. Hats off to Northwestern, by the wat. Few had given them ANY chance to beat the mighty “Chase Daniel’s”. They made a real good showing for themselves.
Bowl (Sub)division I Records:
Atlantic Coast: 2-3
Big 12: 1-0
Big LEast: 3-0
Big Ten/Eleven: 0-2
Conference USA: 1-1
Independents (FBS): 1-1
Mid-American: 0-2
Mountain West: 2-1
Pacific-10: 2-0
SouthEasternC: 0-0
Sun Belt : 1-1
Western Athletic: 1-3
Its kinda “odd” that the ACC, which has had its fans celebrate its season this year by claiming to be the BEST conference, has ALREADY played 5 Bowl Games!….and only won 2 of them! If you are UNaware, ACC fans claim parity, and NOT the sometimes implied fact that they are “down” or just suck, that led to their poor showing in the top 25 this year. And to that end, they do have 5 more games on the Bowl Docket; Topped off by GeoTech who surged late in the year, and Virginia Tech (who’ll be beat by UC). The ACC isn’t without some merit to its claim……still, The Best conference?…a stretch.
The SEC, on the other hand, who might not come out of Bowl Season with a enviable record (collectively) but a Nat Title, hasn’t played a game yet! Though head-to-head games with the AC/DC-C and BIG11 are coming-among others!
Game(s) on! -today
#1. Humanitarian Bowl: Nevada vs Maryland-
This afternoon (4:30pm – ESPN)
On the Blue field in Boise….and Nevada is a 2 point fav! GO WOLFPACK!
Beer rating: drink a few here,…but not too many that you’ll miss something later on. For sure NOT a game to cut out of work early for,..unless you need another excuse.
#2. Holiday Bowl: Oregon vs Okly State- (ESPN – 8pm)
This could be an 85 point overunder game EASY! Tape this one if you’re not gonna catch it! Track meet of scoring! Okly is slightly favored because even the BIG12 plays better defense than the PAC10 (sans USCw).
Beer rating: 9,….you might want to stay coherent for this baby!
#3. Texas Bowl: Rice vs Western Michy….on the NFL network?????REALLY?!?!?….they MUST be kidding! Poor Rice fans NOT in Texas!-
Rice is a solid offensive team, and should win this one….though few outside of family members will set down and watch it. Still, if you’re at home with relatives you care nothing about, tune in to this game and see if you can’t get them to leave the room!….then turn on over to ESPN and watch the Holiday Bowl.
Beer rating: if you watch this one?…skip the beer, and shoot top shelf tequila. (4)
ESPY Host Auditions
Greg Oden
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s ESPY Demands
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s ESPY Demands II
Who am I….?
College Coach, in America,….Football…..has boasted an XBOX like tenure, which looks like this:
18 conference championships (since 1990)
16 undefeated Conference seasons (since 1990)
9 undefeated seasons overall
10 national championships
230-11-1 (since 1990), losing only 3 conference games since the 1990 season, one tie.
184-8-3 in conference play lifetime!
275-21-3 overall (since 1986, ….a 93.0 win%)
I am:______________________